ctnovel Chapter 31. Truly a woman who lives off her husband!
Chapter 31. Truly a woman who lives off her husband!
Hearing Lin Mo say "I won't look," Rita, still immersed in joy, raised an eyebrow: "Hmph, Brother Mo, you're so dirty-minded, I'm not talking to you anymore!"
Having secured PDD's kill, her Mejai's Soulstealer stacked to 25 layers. She went back to base, acquired Luden's Echo and Sorcerer's Shoes, and the damage was simply incomprehensible.
"Let's go, Brother Mozi, let's go to the middle lane." Rita forgot what she had just said in the blink of an eye.
"Walk!"
So the two of them went to the middle lane together.
The enemy mid-lane Fizz tried to harass them with his agile movement, but as soon as he Q'd in, Rita used her Q to immobilize him, followed by her E skill, which she threw at her feet, and then her ultimate, Final Flash, instantly pierced the screen!
"boom!"
The fully healed murloc's health bar evaporated instantly.
Well, Lin Mo also got an assist because he landed an A.
After killing the Fizz, the enemy bot lane healer and Draven also came to the mid lane.
Seeing this, Rita said, "Brother Mozi, you R them, my skills are ready."
So Lin Mo threw out his R, which hit Draven right as he went to catch the axe.
After Draven was stunned, Rita used a Q-flash, hitting both Draven and the healer with her Q.
Then E explodes on both targets simultaneously, instantly killing Draven. Soraka is left with a sliver of health, but Rita finishes her off with a single auto-attack...
Even Lin Mo found the damage terrifying.
Next, Rita's kill notification sounds echoed throughout the canyon.
It can be said that it kills wherever it goes. As long as the enemy is squishy, once it gets hit by Q, it's an unreasonable way to make their health bar disappear.
Lin Mo, on the other hand, transformed directly into a salted fish.
Finishing off an opponent? Forget about it!
Kills? You're kidding me. What does he need kills for? He can just use W to slow people down when he has W, and R to freeze people when he has R. Then he can just stand by and shout, "Talisman, go for it!"
Anyway, Lin Mo's main focus is on companionship.
During this period, Lin Mo generously distributed all the triple attribute fragments he earned by constantly missing kills to his team's jungler, Master Yi, and mid-laner, Zed.
With his support, the already advantageous midfield and jungle became even more formidable.
The Master Yi's counter-jungling, dragon control, and timing of engagements were flawless, relentlessly chasing down the enemy Lee Sin.
The mid-lane Zed transformed into Naruto, completely outplaying the opposing Fizz.
In the entire team, apart from the top laner who is still sticking to his "happy wind man" style and whose score has reached 0-6, everyone else is on fire!
……
Shortly after, on the Douyu live streaming platform, in PDD's live streaming room.
The once-dominant "Sao Zhu" (a nickname for a player known for his aggressive playstyle) is now staring blankly at the gray countdown on the screen, a cigarette dangling from his lips.
"I'm devastated, guys..."
PDD took a deep breath, removed his hands from the keyboard, and rubbed his throbbing temples.
He doesn't believe in superstitions.
He was very resentful after being killed by Lux's predicted Flash in the top lane.
So, after killing Yasuo several times in a row, he set his sights on Rita's Lux.
The first time, he used his scanner to circle around from behind, hoping to catch Radiant off guard from the bushes.
As soon as he showed his face, Lux used her Q to pass through the narrow gap between two minions with perfect accuracy, immobilizing him. She then used a combo to take away most of his health, scaring him into quickly using his ultimate and Flash to escape.
The second time, he was lying in ambush in the mid-lane bushes. When he saw Lux walking over, he immediately activated his ultimate, starting with his E skill, preparing to follow up with his empowered W to instantly kill her.
As soon as he used his E ability, Lux immediately retreated and countered with a QER combo, instantly melting his massive crocodile.
The third time, he went with his teammates, intending to cause trouble...
As luck would have it, Ashe's ultimate skill stunned him in the middle of the crowd, and then he was instantly killed by Lux...
After several such incidents, PDD was completely bewildered.
他看着自己4-5的战绩，再看看对面那个已经17-0、杀人书25层、宛如人间大炮一样的光辉女郎，他彻底不自信了。
"Is that Rita?!" PDD shouted in his livestream, "Is Faker playing for her?! That positioning, that prediction! Is this even possible for a carbon-based life form?!"
PDD's performance when he broke down made his live stream incredibly entertaining.
"That slut got so badly beaten he's depressed, hahaha!"
"I just came from Rita's livestream. It's definitely not a spoofing; her hand is still in the camera's view!"
"This level of proficiency is probably at the King level."
"That guy Mo on the other side isn't carrying a girl, it's the girl carrying him!"
"That Mo player's Ashe was absolutely awful. He just followed Lux around the whole time, stealing assists, even letting Lux get the cannon minion! And he's a professional player? So shameless!"
The game didn't last long; with a huge advantage, Lin Mo's team destroyed the enemy base in just nineteen minutes.
With Rita's brilliant EQR combo instantly killing the newly respawned crocodile in the fountain, the red team's base crystal also exploded!
"Victory!"
victory!
Looking at the settlement screen, Lin Mo stretched happily.
He casually switched back to his own live stream background.
He was surprised to find that his live stream's popularity had exceeded 4.3 million!
They completely dominated the number one spot in the LOL section of the rankings!
He guessed that a significant portion of this traffic was attracted from PDD's platform.
However, the comments in the live stream weren't so friendly—
"This is the 'first place at the top of the canyon' you were talking about? Carried away by a woman, huh?!"
"I have never seen such a shameless person! With such a huge advantage, your Ashe score is only 1-1-18! Your damage is a full 40,000 lower than your Lux support!"
"How to Become a Qualified ADC - Step 1: Pick Ashe; Step 2: Let the support control all the minion waves; Step 3: Keep cheering and shouting '666'!"
"Case solved, guys! He gets carried by Clearlove and Scout in matches during the day, and by Rita in ranked games at night! This guy's talent is all in riding on other players' coattails!"
"I'm speechless. You're a top lane pro, and you're playing ADC? Fine, but your CS is less than half of a support's. How can you be so shameless?"
"He's a complete freeloader! He's a total freeloader!"
"This is so damn appetizing! I watched you eat eight whole bowls of rice during your live stream!"
"..."
Seeing the screen filled with comments like "e-sports gigolo" and "invincible freeloader," Lin Mo wasn't angry at all. He simply spoke seriously into the microphone:
"Guys, aren't you guys a bit of an amateur?"
"In esports, luck is also a part of skill. Being able to duo queue with a top-performing Tazi is a testament to my ability."
"Besides, the support got 25 stacks of Mejai's Soulstealer. As the ADC, sacrificing my own development and giving her all the resources isn't called 'playing passively'! It's called tactical sacrifice for economy! It's called being a supporting player!"
"Didn't you guys see how many perfectly timed E skills I used to scout vision this game? Without my vision, could Talon have gotten so many kills? I deserve at least half the credit!"
Upon hearing this, the number of comments in the live stream doubled instantly, with countless question marks crowding the screen.
"??"
"?????????"
"When it comes to shamelessness, I only admire Mo!"
"E-Skills" and "Precision"
"With your typing skills, even if my dog pooped on the keyboard, he could type it out."
"As expected of the number one slacker on the entire internet, I concede defeat!"
"..."